Here are some reasons you should never scarf a giraffe:
1. Their native environment is warm. They don’t need one.
2. You will either go bankrupt or die making one (many have tried)
3. It would clash with their pattern.
4. Giraffe skin is easily irritated.
5. Giraffes are easily irritated.
6. You have better things to do. When was the last time you read a book?